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WagzTail 2.0 Episode 5

This week we discuss what WagzTail is and why we’re here, along we how we each discovered the furry fandom. Curl up in a cozy chair and listen to this episode of the only podcast made with 100% rodent union approved labor!

WagzTail Podcast 2.0 Episode 5
Runtime: 30m
Cast: Wolfin, Levi, Kail, Flechmen
Format: 128kbps ABR split-stereo MP3
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Grocery shopping in The City

The city contains an inordinate amount of retail space, even still, every store always seems to get a lot of foot traffic. It makes it feel as though the general pastime for people here is shopping. I hum and churr to myself as I take an exit ramp off the highway I’m currently on, leaning a little in my seat as the ramp loops back under the highway and quickly comes to a stop in front of a set of lights, now red. I turn on my right side signal and pull up to the lights, carefully heading out against after a brief stop with no other traffic around to speak of.

It’s early in the morning, with the sun just starting to brighten up the scene out my wind-shield as the horizon begins to brighten, street lamps slowly turning off one by one as they succum to the growing light. This road runs out of the city and along a smaller section of the river that flows though it. The river splits further up stream forming this smaller copy of itself, trapping a thin island between the two currants. Between the road and the river lie two railroad tracks, aged and infrequently used. Even in the out-skit of the city the love of retail space lives on as I pull into a parking lot in front of a newly renovated building.

Lots of grocery stores are in the deeper guts of the metropolis of course, but, I always find something special with the smaller ones. This one in piticular is unique as it serves only fresh and healthy/organic foods. It’s small, about the size of a shoppers drug mart or CVS pharmacy with nearly half of that space being fresh fruit, vegetables and meat from farmers in the surrounding area. As for the rest of the store, you won’t find anything a healthy eater would baulk at.

For no apparent reason this store is open 24hours, so I’m into a mainly deserted store at 6am. I pick up a basket and walk to the fruit, pulling a bag from one if the dispensers and counting out plums. I take a moment to look over the other fruit and my tail twitches with glee, I’ll be eating well for the next few days. Outside the bright and welcoming lights of the store-front slowly fade into the brighter light of the new Summer’s day.

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Recording WagzTail Tonight ^.^

*spoings and tailwags happily*

Next WagzTail is being recorded tonight (you can listen to the past ones if you’ve never heard of them), Levi wrote the intro and chose the topics for this one so I get to play my lesser-used role of participant for a change.
Anyways, it should be exciting and should be edited and released by the weekend for your enjoyment. And, this is also your VERY LAST SECOND CHANCE to take the podcast survey before we close it for next weeks quiz.  I’ll likely make some pretty charts with the results and post them here or on the WagzTail site, because pretty charts are almost as awesome as fish.  Almost.
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Young wolfin’s

I was talking with a friend the other day about how a baby wolfin (small w) might behave; and, the only thing we could really agree on was that it would be a horribly awkward little creature with that gigantic tail.
Baby takes first steps and, bam!, ends up face-first with his tail laying between his ears pinning him down.
Funny, and yet cute at the same time ^.^

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To the last person without an iPod…

Hey, Bob. Can we call you Bob? No? Robert then. Fine, Mr. Stechmesser. Look, turns out you’re the last hold-out. You’re literally the only person we can find who doesn’t own an mp3 player and, well, we’re checking to see what you’re going to do to remedy that.

You could certainly do worse than this refurbished Apple 32GB iPod touch. It’s the current gen model, it’s got plenty of memory for those John Hiatt albums you like so much, and you could run apps-

Oh, sorry. There are these things called apps. They’re like little computer programs. Most of them are just wastes of time but you can find neat things too. You can even take pictures or video. Yes, just like the perfectly good camera you already have. Well, not quite as good as a decent camera. But that’s beside the point.

Look, Mr. Stechmesser: the sooner you give in and buy one of these things the sooner Apple will achieve their goal of world domination and the sooner we can stop having to sell their junk because everyone will already have it. Or we can keep up with the current plan: waiting for any hold outs to die off naturally.

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The Dreamfiles, Ep 4: Bees, Bathrooms and Mafia

From the outside I walked past some Yogi Bear-type campers and at the back of their camp site… at the back of their camp site I opened a hidden doorway. As I did one of the campers loudly exclaimed in Get Smart’s voice “the old wet paint on the hidden stick trick!”

At the door, another person yelled to me, whom I fell in after and discovered what he was yelling to me about. We’d falled into a large beehive of anthropomorphic bees. They had even made furniture with honeycomb and beeswax. All of the dozens…hundreds of bees over several rooms were friendly, but, fear-inducing just from their appearance.

After finally entering the main complex and descending several more flights of stairs I came to the bottom of one flight of stairs and all that was there was a singular metal door, opening it up I entered a huge public restroom with several stalls and showers on the opposing side. It was at that point I remember “feeling” buried alive and thinking no matter what I didn’t want to die underground.

No sooner had I thought that then two mafia men came bursting into the bathroom with guns looking for me. I pulled some women’s clothes from one of the shower’s (apparently it was a unisex bathroom) and slipped out past them, discarding the costume in one of the corridors.